Happy Valentine's Day, bitches!))

Dears,

those of you who found your Truly Deeply Madly Love, let me remind that you are lucky bastards!
You've already got your happy ticket to paradise! And a good news is you don't have to die to get there!
So, enjoy your life and, please, continue to piss off all the I-don't believe-in-love-anymore guys!

If you (suddenly!) are into that I-don't believe-in- love-anymore thing..
Well, when you get tired of yourself being so dramatic and (suddenly, of
course) notice that love happens to everyone except you, then we'll
talk

Those who are just looking for love - STOP looking! There is no such
thing like "looking for love"! Do you have anything to love in your life
right now, right this moment? Youself, by any chance? You should be
LOVING not looking for love..and when you'll get the idea of this
process the necessary missing element will come to you..

Simple, folks, very simple stuff to do!

Tough ones, who are in Truly Deeply Madly Unrequited
Love...Sweets, love can't be unrequited. Period. If it's really unhappy
situation and you suspect that you aren't quite loved - it's not love.
It's waste of time..sometimes waste of money and your mental health..and
it's certainly waste of the person you are! You are wasting your ability to love instead of using it! Well, not a good investment plan, uh?
Anyway, you might continue The Huge Drama of Your Life going on and on,
but at the end of this road..there will be pretty empty and lonely.
Perhaps, you should buy a cat, cats looove to hear such tragic stories -
they trading them for Whiskas.

Cuties, who are Truly Deeply Madly in love with sex..God bless you, dears! And don't forget to be safe
and check yourself every 3-6 months! And don't doubt, we ALL love you!

So, babes, Happy V'day!
You know I love you
xoxo

A.K.